Top 10 People Who Deserve To Die

Celine Dion performing "Taking Chances&qu...
The First One To Go

While everyone’s got good money on Charlie Sheen not making it say to the end of the month with his drug induced lifestyle and historic drinking binges, I’d question whether he actually deserves to die.. I can think of countless others I’d prefer to see get taken out.. so here’s my Top 10 List of People who Deserve to Die (no particular order), or if they’re already dead, should be resurrected and killed again.

1) Celine Dion. Do I need to spell this out? Untalented, super unattractive horse-like deformed sub human who is responsible for putting out the worst music of all time. Nuff said.

2) Kim Kardashian. She’s the reason that we as a society no longer have any shame. A celebrity no one that makes bad porn and essentially tells every little girl that you can be a prostitute and still earn $30M a year

3) Chung Ju-Yung (founder of Hyundai Motors) for being responsible for the world’s biggest piece of shit automobile range, especially the Hyundai Excel.

4) Whoever made Highlander 2, the worst sequel of all time proving that there should have only been one.

5) Caleb Bradham, founder of Pepsi who should have understood the futility of making a sub level version of Coke that tastes like cough syrup and for burning Michael Jackson’s hair.

6) Members of The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, for giving Forrest Gump the Best Film Oscar over Pulp Fiction. If Vincent Vega was a retard, maybe it would have been in with a shot.

7) Whoever told George Lucas to putting fucking Ewoks in Jedi.

EIGHT) The guy that pixelates Japanese porn.

9) Rick Ocasek, famine ridden lead singer of “The Cars” and creepy husband of the world’s most attractive supermodel, Paulina Porizkova.

10) The maker of Itunes, the world’s most un-user-friendly software that we’re all forced to use against our will.

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