Blow Up Miley Cyrus Sex Doll?

Miley Cyrus during a show.
Finally Mylie - Sold Out!

I read this in my local paper (well online news site, whoTF actually reads a newspaper anymore).. “Finally Mylie!” the Miley Cyrus sex doll — complete with “three achy love holes” — sold out in 48 hours.” Clever with the misspelling of Mylie right, that should keep the manufacturers out of court.

There a few things here 1) they actually made a Miley Cyrus sex doll 2) people (well deviants) actually bought it and I’m guessing as it sold out so quickly, there’s a lot more of these sickos kind of upset that they didn’t get one. Is anyone else concerned about this? Let’s backtrack here a little, from my understanding Miley Cyrus is 18 (so legal if you were to do her, not smart but legal). But she’s famous for being a Disney sitcom star a few years back. I just checked on wikipedia, back in 2006, meaning at the time she was 13 (this would be not a legal age of consent). So this means she famous mostly for being an underage teen and now sickos are buying her likeness in PVC to fornicate with.

By the way I don’t have anything against sex dolls. I’m sure they do their civic service and help keep the freaks off the streets. Better that these bastards perpetrate their sickness on plastic inanimates instead of real innocents. Why don’t we keep these dolls to over 18 (hey let’s say 21 just for the hell of it), attractive celebs like Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron? This industry needs to be regulated though, I’ve heard that they’ve got Kim Kardashian and Lady Gaga sex dolls, this is equally as sick. Whatever happened to seeing prostitutes?

I’m going to sound preachy here but really?? Can’t we round-up all the sick fucks that bought a Finally Mylie doll and just lock them away. Sure they’ve not actually committed a crime but I think they’d be candidates some sick sex crime. Do you want to live next door to this guy, or have him mowing his lawn while your kids are playing in your yard? I mean, he buys a sex doll of someone on the borderline of being a child. I don’t think he gets to qualify for living with the rest of society.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really know anything about or have an opinion about Miley Cyrus. Wasn’t she the Justin Bieber of 2006? And I really hope they’re not planning to bring out a blow up doll of him either. She’s thinking about suing the company that made this things, I hope she wins and we don’t get to read these types of articles anymore.

By the way, just read that the same company is releasing a Crackhead Charlie (Sheen) sex doll as well. Why do they prey on the innocent hey?

Apparently this has triggered a Twitter dialog between Sheen and Cyrus – maybe if those two hook up, you can buy a twin pack of their sex dolls for a sick threesome. Not good.

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